Sunday July 13th, 2014 – Lake Villa, IL/Wauconda,
IL
If any inconvenience of modern life as we know it comes as
close to being as exasperating as losing one’s keys, wallet or cell phone, I
have yet to discover it. What a major hassle that is, and I have had it happen
so many times I lost count years ago. It’s a constant battle – at least for me.
Those three things are the easiest to lose, but the most difficult to
replace. Try as I might to get better, I am always setting one of those three
down somewhere and then forgetting where that is. Then I have to retrace my
steps and grope at straws trying to remember where I may have left it.
I am constantly patting myself down before I leave most places checking
all pockets for “Keys, wallet, phone…keys, wallet phone” - over and over and
over again. I look like I’m performing a German folk dance wherever I go the
way I slap at myself checking for those three crucial items.
I have tried to drill it into my skull like a mantra. “Keys, wallet,
phone…keys, wallet, phone. Phone, wallet, keys…phone, wallet, keys…wallet,
phone, keys…wallet, phone, keys.” You get the idea. There aren’t that many
possible combinations, but whatever it takes I’m willing to do.
I have successfully managed to lose all three more than once, but
strangely enough never all at the same time. I have tried to protect myself at
least a little by having extra car ignition and post office box keys made which
I keep in my wallet. I also have about a half a dozen plastic thingies from
various grocery stores and gas stations that go on my key ring to identify it
when it’s lost.
Wouldn’t you know it, a couple of days ago I happened to lose my keys –
again. I discovered it on my way out the door in a hurry, but I didn’t think
much of it as I was carrying my trusty spare car key in my wallet. I figured I
must have left it in a pair of pants or something, and would find it later.
Where I’m living there’s no need for any house keys, as I use an automatic
garage door.
A couple of days went by, and I had no idea where those keys were. I
scoured every inch of my room, my car, the garage and everywhere else I could
think of. I had no idea where I might have left them, and I tried to retrace my
steps in my head and remember the last place I still had them.
It occurred to me that at least two of the plastic thingies on the key
ring were no longer good as Dominick’s grocery store closed all their stores
recently and Jewel no longer has a discount card program. I couldn’t remember
the other cards I had, but I knew there were a few. I just hoped the person
that found them would drop them into a mailbox and I’d have a chance to get
them back.
I had a late breakfast this morning with my friend Mike Land in Lake,
Villa, IL. He lives close by, and attends church on Sunday mornings. I have my
post office box in Lake Villa, so I need to go there at least once a week and
get my mail. We’ve been making Sunday breakfasts a tradition. I was distracted
the entire meal as I tried to recall where I left those damn keys. I was stumped.
On the way home I passed a Chinese restaurant I
stopped at to pick up lunch for my roommate last week in Wauconda, IL and may have
left them there. I crossed my fingers, toes and one eye as I walked in to ask. BINGO!
There they were!! The feeling of sheer joy shot through my veins like heroin, and
I promised myself I’ll never lose them again. Until next time. I’m still an idiot.
A set of keys are some of the easiest things to lose - and the most difficult to replace. |
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